I heard blacks run faster so I got some black paint and painted my laptop. Now it doesn’t work.
Q. How does a duck fart?
A. Through his arsequack.
What do you call an angry Muslim?
Amin AbadMood
Q. Why did the butcher go to hospital? A. He cut the wrong sausage.
Yo mama is so stupid, she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” so she turned around and went home.
Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?