What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?
…… A bi-polar bear.
Circumcision + Small Hat = Violence
Can’t believe how much money I’ve let slip through my fingers. Just seen a poster saying that they pay $30 for sperm donations.
I’m on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I’d originally set out to find cheap car insurance, but I decided to keep my goals realistic.
Got thrown out the library today for making too much noise while I was eating… I probably should have waited till I got home before going down on my girlfriend.
Three strangest animals known to man. 1. The urine loving Candiru fish. 2. The exploding termites of French Guiana. 3. White person with dreadlocks.