Man: Do you think small things are cute? Woman: Yes Man: Well that’s a relief because my cock and bank balance are tiny.
Last night a girl in a bar told me “I wouldn’t f*ck you if you were the last person alive.” I leaned over to her and whispered “But who would be around to stop me?”
That wiped the smug look off her face.
Is it still rape if we’re standing under mistletoe?
Does anyone know where I can register to become a sex offender?
If laughter is the best medicine then does that mean it’s OK to laugh at people in wheelchairs?
My wife took a pregnancy test today and my worst fear was confirmed… she’s just a fat pig.