Man: How u doing? Woman: Fine? Man: I said how you doing not how u looking?
The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping.
Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?” Man: “No… But your face does.”
Yo mama is so fat that she causes traffic jams when she goes out walking.
Q. What does Miley Cyrus eat for thanksgiving? A. Twerky
What does a woman and a bank account have in common?
Once you withdraw you loose interest.
If crime doesn’t pay then does that mean my job is crime?