Can’t believe what fascists estate agents are. I put my house up for rent the other day and they said it only had 2 bedrooms when it actually has 5 bedrooms. If I want to put a bed in my kitchen, living room and hallway it’s none of their business.
Last night a girl in a bar told me “I wouldn’t f*ck you if you were the last person alive.”
I leaned over to her and whispered “But who would be around to stop me?”