Q. Why is the penis the saddest part of the human body?
A. Because its hair is a mess, its best friend is a pussy and its next door neighbor is an asshole.
I’ve spent the last 3 years looking for my ex-wife’s killer… Still can’t find anyone to do it.
Q: Why do tampons have no friends? A: Because they’re stuck up kunts.
Just had the following conversation in a job interview.
Interviewer: Describe yourself in 1 word. Me: Hired. 2nd Interviewer: Can he do that?
It’s a real shame that Barrack Obama recently had to give a speech stood behind bullet proof glass. Just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s gonna shoot anybody.
Tradition = Peer pressure from dead people