My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying “This is not working​, goodbye”. Just opened the fridge and it’s working fine, very strange!
What do you call black people laying on the beach?
An oil spill.
Q. How can you tell when a mechanic has just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean.
Tradition = Peer pressure from dead people
Yo mama so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Q. Why did the Jewish man who walked into Starbucks and get hired straight away?
A. Because Hebrews great coffee.