Managed to make love for 1 hour and 5 minutes last night. I love it when they put the clocks forward.
After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted “Are you gonna help?”, I said “6 should be enough!”
I wonder if the receptionist at the sperm bank ever uses the phrase “Thanks for coming!”?
Q: What is Mexico’s favorite sport. A: Cross-country.
My penis was once in the Guinness World Records.
Until the librarian told me to take it out.
Q. What starts with “P” and ends with “ORN” A. Popcorn.