Q. Why did the Jewish man who walked into Starbucks and get hired straight away?
A. Because Hebrews great coffee.
Managed to make love for 1 hour and 5 minutes last night. I love it when they put the clocks forward.
I wonder if the receptionist at the sperm bank ever uses the phrase “Thanks for coming!”?
After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted “Are you gonna help?”, I said “6 should be enough!”
My penis was once in the Guinness World Records.
Until the librarian told me to take it out.
Q. What starts with “P” and ends with “ORN” A. Popcorn.