Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Aug

Job Interview

By Steve

in General Jokes

+23 -21

The following conversation took place in a job interview.

Interviewer: We’re looking for someone who is responsible, do you fit that criteria?
Me: Well in my last job when the store caught fire my boss said that I was responsible.

Nov

Daughter

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+30 -28

The following conversation took place between a mother and daughter.

Daughter: “Mum, am I ugly?”
Mum: “I told you not to call me mum in public.”

Mar

Day

By Gauchi

in General Jokes

+7 -5

Why does a day have 24 hours?
Because this is the point scientists get bored of counting and they called it a day.

Sep

Muslim Christmas

By Graham

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+50 -48

My Muslim friend said that the festival of Eid is like a Muslim Christmas. Last night I left out a stocking, a glass of sherry and a pork pie but Mohammed didn’t bring me any presents.

Jan

Lottery Win

By Bernie

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+21 -19

The following conversation took place between a wife and husband after a lottery win.

Husband: Pack your bags honey, I’ve just won the lottery!!
Wife: What??
Husband: Pack your bags, I’ve just won the lottery!!
Wife: Now way!! This is amazing!! Where are we going?
Husband: We’re going nowhere, just pack your bags and f*ck off!!

Jan

Vaccine

By KingBilly

in Political Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes

+8 -6

Just had the Covid vaccine. Anyone know where I can get a Windows 10 upgrade and Office 365? Just had a sudden urge to buy Microsoft software.