How come everyone loves it when when a magician makes stuff disappear but when an airline pilot does it everyone freaks out?
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?
HDMI
ive always wanted to be a doctor but ive never had the patience…
Q. Why did the Rabbi get the sack? A. Because he performed a circumcision without wearing his glasses.
Man: Hi wanna dance? Woman: Yeah sure! Man: Ok go and dance, I want to talk to your friend!
In the morning I like to do 7 sit ups. It’s not a lot but my alarm clock only allows you to press snooze so many times.