Thousands of people were crying tears of joy today as the Royal Baby was brought home. Hopefully the extra tissue sales will be enough to keep tissue manufacturers from going bankrupt after David Cameron’s recent ban on adult websites in the UK.
The following conversation took place in a job interview.
Interviewer: We’re looking for someone who is responsible, do you fit that criteria?
Me: Well in my last job when the store caught fire my boss said that I was responsible.