Q. Why do Jews get circumcised? A. Because they love to have 10% off.
The following conversation took place between a 7 year old and his dad.
Boy: You know that thing between your legs? Dad: Yeah! Boy: Why do girls eat it? Dad: How do you know about that? Boy: I saw mommy eating uncle Jeff’s
Just found out that if you squint your eyes really hard you can actually make your nose bleed. I did it earlier today on the train and a Chinese person came up to me and punched me in the face.
I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgazm but she said that she doesn’t like to call me at work.
An attractive lady and an old man are sitting next to each other on a bus, the following conversation takes place.
Lady: Can you help me get something off my breasts please? Old man: Yeah sure it would be my pleasure, what is it? Lady: Your eyes
My clever friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face.