Q. What caused the death of Captain Hook? A. He accidentally use the wrong hand wiping his ass,
Got a Pakistani monopoly set the other day, there’s a shop on every corner.
The following conversation took place between a couple at the cinema.
Girlfriend: I think the guy next to me is jerking off. Boyfriend: Just ignore him. Girlfriend: I can’t. Boyfriend: Why? Girlfriend: He’s using my hand.
Why’s it better to be black than to be gay? Because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your parents.
The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher: So we are all descended from Adam and Eve. Young kid: My dad says we came from apes. Teacher: That’s probably true for your family Abdul.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass