Q. How do you know if your wife is on drugs?
A. She suddenly becomes a pleasant person.
Why are the Chinese not allowed to play cricket?
Because they eat all the bats.
Found my birth certificate the other day. It was an apology from the condom factory.
What’s black, has 8 legs, and makes women scream?
Gang rape.
What’s the difference between a joke and three c*cks?
Your mother can’t take a joke..
I had a romantic dinner for two with my girlfriend last night or as some people like to call it, the 69 position.