What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O’Shea.
I can just about handle going to work, but it’s the 8 hour wait to go home that really sucks the life out of me.
What’s green, red, purple and orange? Colours.
My wife told me she wants to be treated like a princess.
So I decided to invite seven midgets to join us for dinner tonight.
Laughter is the best medicine unless you’re in the following situations. 1. You’ve broken your leg 2. You’re on fire.
The man who invented auto-correct spell checking died today. Restaurant in peace.