Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
The idea that women only belong in the kitchen is totally wrong….. The rest of the house needs to be cleaned as well.
I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.
Just seen a sign while on holiday in Spain saying “English speaking doctors available”. Fantastic idea, we should have some of those in this country as well.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, didn’t want to interrupt her.
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