A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Yo mama is so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Q. What do you call a red neck who doesn’t f*ck his sister? A. An only child.
My parents always taught me to chase my dreams but last night the police told me that stalking women is actually illegal and if they catch me again I could be sent to jail.
Today my boss told me to “Have a good day” so I’ve decided to spend the rest of the day drinking beer.
A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.
Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.