Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu,
Q. What’s a birds favorite coffee? A. Nest-cafe
Shit I’ve survived:
Mad Cow Disease ✓ HIV Aids ✓ Sars ✓ Bird Flu ✓ Swine Flu ✓ Ebola ✓ Coronavirus (pending)
Q. Why do sharks avoid eating black people? A. They think it’s whale shit.
I was gonna make a joke about black people but I guess I’ll have to slave it for later.
Found out last night that watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.