YO MOMMA’S SO FAT, SHE’S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY !!!
Got an email today from someone trying to sell me Mount Everest for £1 million. I told him it was a bit steep.
Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100. She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.
You know you’ve had a good night out when you wake up in your next door neighbours house surrounded by 20 traffic cones.
My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?
Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu,