Q. What’s a birds favorite coffee? A. Nest-cafe
Shit I’ve survived:
Mad Cow Disease ✓ HIV Aids ✓ Sars ✓ Bird Flu ✓ Swine Flu ✓ Ebola ✓ Coronavirus (pending)
Q. Why do sharks avoid eating black people? A. They think it’s whale shit.
Found out last night that watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.
I was gonna make a joke about black people but I guess I’ll have to slave it for later.
Just found out that I’m colourblind…
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.