I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.
I’m trans-slender.
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a person dragging their butt across the floor?
Q. What’s the female version of a ManCave? A. The kitchen.
People always ask me why I’m single. I’m single by choice… unfortunately it’s not my choice.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?