The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.
That would explain the doughnuts.
Q. Why do women hold a grudge against you for many years if you call them fat? A. Because elephants never forget.
YO MOMMA’S SO FAT, SHE’S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY !!!
A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.
Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.
Got an email today from someone trying to sell me Mount Everest for £1 million. I told him it was a bit steep.
Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100. She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.