Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a person dragging their butt across the floor?
People always ask me why I’m single. I’m single by choice… unfortunately it’s not my choice.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?
An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.
The bartender asks,
“What can I get for you President Obama?”
Q. How do Hindus connect the dots? A. They butt heads!