Sex is like math. You add a bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray there is no multpilcation.
Q. Why do women hold a grudge against you for many years if you call them fat? A. Because elephants never forget.
YO MOMMA’S SO FAT, SHE’S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY !!!
Got an email today from someone trying to sell me Mount Everest for £1 million. I told him it was a bit steep.
Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100. She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.
You know you’ve had a good night out when you wake up in your next door neighbours house surrounded by 20 traffic cones.