Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Sep

Cyrus Bieber

By Dan

in General Jokes

+56 -38

If Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were drowning in a swimming pool, what type of sandwich would you make?

Aug

Doctor’s office

By Casey

in General Jokes

+32 -14

I went to my doctor and he said he had some good news and some bad news. He said the good news was that he got my test results and I had two days to live. Then he said the bad news was that he has been trying to contact me for two days.

Jul

Car Crash

By Zhen01

in Surreal Jokes

+36 -18

Heard on the radio today that someone in the world crashes their car every 30 seconds. Maybe they should take away his licence.

Apr

Supermarket

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+29 -11

The following conversation took place at a supermarket.

Man: Hi, I’ve lost my wife, can you talk to me for a few minutes?
Sexy Woman: Why?
Man: Because every time I talk to beautiful women my wife appears out of nowhere.

Aug

Birthday Card

By Jimmy

in General Jokes

+41 -23

Bad things to write in a birthday card.

“Life is pain, misery, suffering and a slow march to death. Happy 5th birthday Katie.”

May

Alcoholics Anonymous

By Peter

in Disabled Jokes

+62 -44

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’?