The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.
That would explain the doughnuts.
My friend who is very small, told me he was pick pocketed. I was shocked, I never thought somebody could stoop so low…
Can’t believe I’ve just been arrested for rape. She told me she was a fortune teller so she must have known it was gonna happen.
Interesting fact, having sex burns 50 calories per minute. Fancy coming back to my place for a workout?
Before you mock children who believe in Santa remember there are still adults who believe the mainstream media.
When you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it called rape … or shoplifting?