Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Nov

Body

By TonyW

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+30 -12

My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old…

Until she checked the freezer.

Sep

Cyrus Bieber

By Dan

in General Jokes

+56 -38

If Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were drowning in a swimming pool, what type of sandwich would you make?

Aug

Doctor’s office

By Casey

in General Jokes

+32 -14

I went to my doctor and he said he had some good news and some bad news. He said the good news was that he got my test results and I had two days to live. Then he said the bad news was that he has been trying to contact me for two days.

Jul

Car Crash

By Zhen01

in Surreal Jokes

+36 -18

Heard on the radio today that someone in the world crashes their car every 30 seconds. Maybe they should take away his licence.

Aug

Birthday Card

By Jimmy

in General Jokes

+41 -23

Bad things to write in a birthday card.

“Life is pain, misery, suffering and a slow march to death. Happy 5th birthday Katie.”

Apr

Supermarket

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+29 -11

The following conversation took place at a supermarket.

Man: Hi, I’ve lost my wife, can you talk to me for a few minutes?
Sexy Woman: Why?
Man: Because every time I talk to beautiful women my wife appears out of nowhere.