If you see a toilet in your dreams never use it.
I used to think that the bible was true until I read the story about a Jew giving away free fish and bread.
I remember in the 90’s when Instagram was the name of my cocaine dealer.
I read a story in the newspaper the other day about a father who paid his daughter for sex. I was absolutely disgusted.
What kind of daughter charges her own father?
Q. Who has the best business model someone who deals drugs or a stripper? A. A stripper because she can wash her crack and sell it again.
Reading Lord of the Rings at the moment. Apparently Gollum used to be normal but wearing the ring drained him of energy.
Reminds me a lot of my marriage.