It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.
Research scientists have discovered that fat women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Just been punched by my brother for trying to kiss he new baby on the forehead. Apparently I have to wait for the baby to be born first.
Robin: Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke? Batman: Sure Robin, what is it? Robin: Knock knock Batman: Who’s there? Robin: NOT YOUR PARENTS
Q. What do women and bacon have in common? A. They both look, smell and taste amazing but they also both slowly kill you.