My wife says for Christmas she wants something that goes from 0-100 in a few of seconds so I got her a weighing scale.
I used to think that the bible was true until I read the story about a Jew giving away free fish and bread.
Why do blondes not talk while making love? Their moms told them not to talk to strangers.
I remember in the 90’s when Instagram was the name of my cocaine dealer.
I read a story in the newspaper the other day about a father who paid his daughter for sex. I was absolutely disgusted.
What kind of daughter charges her own father?
Q. Who has the best business model someone who deals drugs or a stripper? A. A stripper because she can wash her crack and sell it again.