Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Oct

Censorship

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+38 -18

At the rate we’re going people are gonna start banning shampoo so bald people don’t get offended.

Jun

Cincinnati Zoo

By Dave

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+107 -87

New footage has emerged from the Cincinnati Zoo showing Harambe the silver-back gorilla looking after the small boy who fell into his enclosure. In recognition of this Harambe has now been posthumously awarded African American Father Of The Year 2016.

Jan

Funeral

By dave

in General Jokes

+45 -25

I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I’m not a mourning person.

Apr

Sperm Bank

By Don

in Dirty Jokes

+59 -39

Went to the sperm bank today.
It’s so much more fun than donating blood.

Mar

Skin Road

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+42 -22

If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I’d call it ‘Skin Road’

Just so I could laugh at the people who live at number 4.

Sep

Adam And Eve

By JohnT

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes

+87 -67

Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created?
A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”