My dad never loved me as a child. I can’t blame him really. I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does.
You remind me of Mondays… Nobody likes you and you make me feel tired.
Making love to a woman is like playing the violin…
I don’t know how to do it.
My Korean girlfriend made a pie from Scratch this weekend. I’m gonna miss that dog.