I took my wife to a dog show last week, she finished in 3rd place.
I’m not saying my ex is a slag but if c*cks could fly her mouth would be an airport.
What has 140 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Q. What do you call an Indian person who isn’t very well? A. Sikh
Accordion to a recent survey 90% of people don’t notice when you replace words with the names of musical instruments.
Following conversation took place while wife was watching TV
Husband: Why you watching that cookery show, you’re sh*t at cooking? Wife: Why do you watch porn, you’re sh*t at sex?