Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Cooking

in Relationship Jokes
+35 -14

Following conversation took place while wife was watching TV

Husband: Why you watching that cookery show, you’re sh*t at cooking?
Wife: Why do you watch porn, you’re sh*t at sex?

Retard

in Disabled Jokes
+55 -34

Somebody as just wrote retard on the frosted window screen of my car. It took me ages too lick it off.

Anniversary

in Relationship Jokes
+38 -17

I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn’t let me in.
I shouted to my wife, “Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?”
“Yes honey.”
“What is it?”
“It’s the date of our anniversary.”
Bitch.

Morning Coffee

in General Jokes
+102 -81

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can replace 87% of the joy you have left in your life.

Cat Food

in Yo Mama Jokes
+85 -64

Yo mama is so stupid she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy.

Beautiful Smell

in General Jokes
+54 -33

That beautiful smell when you put a thick juicy piece of steak onto a barbecue. I wonder if vegans get the same feeling when they are cutting the grass?