Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Retard

in Disabled Jokes
+55 -34

Somebody as just wrote retard on the frosted window screen of my car. It took me ages too lick it off.

Anniversary

in Relationship Jokes
+38 -17

I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn’t let me in.
I shouted to my wife, “Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?”
“Yes honey.”
“What is it?”
“It’s the date of our anniversary.”
Bitch.

Cat Food

in Yo Mama Jokes
+85 -64

Yo mama is so stupid she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy.

Beautiful Smell

in General Jokes
+54 -33

That beautiful smell when you put a thick juicy piece of steak onto a barbecue. I wonder if vegans get the same feeling when they are cutting the grass?

Different Girl

in General Jokes
+35 -14

I manage to bring a different girl home every weekend. It’s getting quite crowded in my basement.

Horse

in Animal Jokes
+59 -39

A horse walks into a bar…
The bartender says “Why the long face?”

The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and leaves.