If god didn’t want women to do all the cooking then why did he put milk and eggs inside them?
Worst advice I ever got as a kid was “Eat all your food so you grow big and strong”. After years of over-eating I’m now a fat cunt.
Just been on bigbustycoons.com. It’s amazing how large and successful some bus companies have become.
Yo mama is so stupid she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy.
That beautiful smell when you put a thick juicy piece of steak onto a barbecue. I wonder if vegans get the same feeling when they are cutting the grass?
I manage to bring a different girl home every weekend. It’s getting quite crowded in my basement.