The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Really Annoying

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Yesterday when we were in bed my wife shouted at me and told me I was really annoying… I almost choked on my popcorn.

Sacked

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+8 -12

I’m beggining to have doubts about my wife. She got sacked last week for drinking on the job…. she works in a sperm bank.

Facial Hair

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+12 -16

My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.

Wife Like Computer

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+25 -29

Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.

1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.

Control Freak

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+4 -8

My wife used to think that I was a control freak but that changed once I started to make deductions from her allowance.