The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+27 -47

Me and my wife had a threesome last night with my best friend, it was the most incredible sex we’ve ever had. I know he enjoyed it as well, his tail hasn’t stopped wagging since.

Fake

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -52

Managed to fake my first orgasm with my wife the other night. I just made a loud grunting noise and then poured warm yogurt on her ass.

Candlelit Dinner

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -44

Me and my wife had a candlelit dinner for the first time last night. It was terrible, everything was really under-cooked and tasted of wax.

Bag and Belt

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -40

My wife wanted a bag and a belt for her birthday so I got her a vacuum cleaner.

Experimenting

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -36

Spent the whole of last night experimenting with drugs.

I put acid into my wife’s tea.