The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Got my wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator for her birthday.
If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.

When you get married you get 3 rings.

1. Engagement Ring
2. Wedding Ring
3. SuffeRING!!

When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.

Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Give it to me i’m so f*ckin wet!
Husband: I don’t care how much you shout, I’m not giving you the umbrella.