The Best Funny Wife Jokes

The following conversation took place while on holiday.

Husband: Do you want to have sex?
Wife: No… what about my friend? She’s in the next room. Remember?
Husband: Ok.. I’ll go ask her then.

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Tell me something that will make me wet.
Husband: Go outside, it’s raining.

Can’t believe how much doctors lie. Last year I went to hospital to get a vasectomy to stop my wife getting pregnant but it turns out all it does is change the color of the baby.

Can’t believe how long my wife and kids spend on eBay. It’s been weeks and still nobody has made a bid for them.

Really satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.