The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Reading Lord of the Rings at the moment. Apparently Gollum used to be normal but wearing the ring drained him of energy.

Reminds me a lot of my marriage.

My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old…

Until she checked the freezer.

Me and my wife decided to make our own sex film
She was really angry when she discovered I was holding auditions for her part.

Just had a strange conversation with my wife about getting a home-improvement loan. She offered me $5,000 to move out.

I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.

My wife told me she wants to be treated like a princess.

So I decided to invite seven midgets to join us for dinner tonight.