The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Reading Lord of the Rings at the moment. Apparently Gollum used to be normal but wearing the ring drained him of energy.

Reminds me a lot of my marriage.

Me and my wife decided to make our own sex film
She was really angry when she discovered I was holding auditions for her part.

Just had a strange conversation with my wife about getting a home-improvement loan. She offered me $5,000 to move out.

My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old…

Until she checked the freezer.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, didn’t want to interrupt her.

I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.