01Jun Wife Like Computer By Georgio in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes +25 -29 Three reasons why my wife is like a computer. 1. She’s good at remembering credit card details. 2. She knows everything about every subject. 3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.
30Mar Control Freak By Craig in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +4 -8 My wife used to think that I was a control freak but that changed once I started to make deductions from her allowance.
02Nov Grenade By Jake in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +34 -38 Q. What does a grenade and a wife have in common? A. They both take your house and leave you hurt when you remove the ring.
12Oct Selfish Blow By Rodney in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +6 -10 My wife is so selfish that the only blowe jobs I get is when my soup is too hot.
07Oct Fox Elephant By Dave in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +40 -44 How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
10Jan Really Annoying By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +5 -9 Yesterday when we were in bed my wife shouted at me and told me I was really annoying… I almost choked on my popcorn.