01Dec Facial Hair By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Blond Jokes, Wife Jokes +12 -16 My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.
01Jun Wife Like Computer By Georgio in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes +25 -29 Three reasons why my wife is like a computer. 1. She’s good at remembering credit card details. 2. She knows everything about every subject. 3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.
30Mar Control Freak By Craig in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +4 -8 My wife used to think that I was a control freak but that changed once I started to make deductions from her allowance.
02Nov Grenade By Jake in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +34 -38 Q. What does a grenade and a wife have in common? A. They both take your house and leave you hurt when you remove the ring.
12Oct Selfish Blow By Rodney in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +6 -10 My wife is so selfish that the only blowe jobs I get is when my soup is too hot.
07Oct Fox Elephant By Dave in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +40 -44 How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.