20Jun Wife Dress By Sam in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +7 -10 The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping. Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?” Man: “No… But your face does.”
15Dec Pregnancy Test By Ricky in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +9 -12 My wife took a pregnancy test today and my worst fear was confirmed… she’s just a fat pig.
23Jan Wife Cooking By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +14 -17 I’m not saying my wife’s cooking is bad….. But several weapons manufacturers from the Middle-East have been trying to buy her recipes.
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01Jun Wife Like Computer By Georgio in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes +25 -29 Three reasons why my wife is like a computer. 1. She’s good at remembering credit card details. 2. She knows everything about every subject. 3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.
30Mar Control Freak By Craig in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +4 -8 My wife used to think that I was a control freak but that changed once I started to make deductions from her allowance.