The Best Funny Wife Jokes

My Wife

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife – Beautiful, kindhearted, great sense of humor… at least one of those things would have been nice.

Wife Angry

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My wife was really angry with me today.
I put a stick in a non-stick frying pan.

Two Weeks

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I’ve just been given two weeks to live. My wife’s going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Lockdown

in Relationship Jokes
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Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:

-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!

Two left feet

in Disabled Jokes
+24 -25

My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.

Baby

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Went to the hospital today to see a doctor because me and my wife have been struggling to have a baby. He told me I have a condition called ‘small cox’.