09Apr Beauty Sleep By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +12 -11 My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.
17Aug Wife Scream By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +15 -14 My wife asked me to make her scream last night while we were in bed so I poked her in the eyes.
24Apr Wife Hates By Martin in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +13 -12 My wife hates sex so much her favorite position is back to back.
29Jul Adopt Baby By Vic in Surreal Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +15 -15 Me and my wife tried to adopt a baby last week but unfortunately the supermarket security guards saw us on CCTV and we were arrested.
15Feb My Wife By RichardD in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +9 -9 My wife – Beautiful, kindhearted, great sense of humor… at least one of those things would have been nice.
23Apr Wife Angry By StephK in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +23 -23 My wife was really angry with me today. I put a stick in a non-stick frying pan.