The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Beauty Sleep

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -11

My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.

Wife Scream

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -14

My wife asked me to make her scream last night while we were in bed so I poked her in the eyes.

Wife Hates

in Relationship Jokes
+13 -12

My wife hates sex so much her favorite position is back to back.

Adopt Baby

in Surreal Jokes
+15 -15

Me and my wife tried to adopt a baby last week but unfortunately the supermarket security guards saw us on CCTV and we were arrested.

My Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -9

My wife – Beautiful, kindhearted, great sense of humor… at least one of those things would have been nice.

Wife Angry

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -23

My wife was really angry with me today.
I put a stick in a non-stick frying pan.