The Best Funny Chinese Jokes

A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.

Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone.

My Chinese best friend died recently. I flew to China for the funeral. It’s strange how when someone dies everywhere you look you see their face.

Confucius Say: Naked man who walk through door sideways going to Bangcock.