The Best Funny Chinese Jokes

May

By Zhen

in Racist Jokes

+29 -23

Confucius Say: Naked man who walk through door sideways going to Bangcock.

Jan

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+27 -27

I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.

Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

Nov

By Chan

in Racist Jokes

+91 -94

Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that.

May

By Paul

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes

+92 -97

Just broke up with my Chinese girlfriend. Watching someone squint while they’re giving you a BJ is really off putting.

Feb

By Fe Wi Fu Ni

in Racist Jokes

+5 -10

What do you call a clumsy Chinese man?

Bang Ding Ao

Jan

By Zhen

in Racist Jokes

+91 -99

My Chinese friend recently told me he smuggles large amounts of cheap alcohol from China. Apparently it’s a ‘whiskey’ business.