The Best Funny Chinese Jokes

Mobile Phones

in Racist Jokes
+132 -104

Can’t believe how great the Chinese have become at making high-tech devices like mobile phones. They can do it with their eyes closed.

Female Stalker

in Racist Jokes
+37 -31

Moved to China last week and I think I’ve got a female stalker.
I’ve seen her about a ten million times already today.

Beijing

in Racist Jokes
+14 -20

A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.

Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.