The Best Funny Chinese Jokes

Racist Teacher

in Racist Jokes
+80 -47

Why did the teacher shout at the Asian but not at me?

Because I’m White and he’s Wong

Allergic

in Animal Jokes
+50 -22

Recently found out I’m allergic to cats. That’s the last time I eat at a Chinese restaurant.

Female Stalker

in Racist Jokes
+69 -42

Moved to China last week and I think I’ve got a female stalker.
I’ve seen her about a ten million times already today.