The Best Funny Chinese Jokes

Q. What do you call an old Chinese person?

A. Yung No Moa

My Chinese friend recently told me he smuggles large amounts of cheap alcohol from China. Apparently it’s a ‘whiskey’ business.

Q. What do you call a Chinese pedophile?

A. Fu Kum Yung.

I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.

Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

What do you call a Chinese person who eats too much? Chin Tu Fat.

Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a magnifying glass?
A. Long Wang