Best Funny Religious Jokes

What do you call an angry Muslim?

Amin AbadMood

They used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ but now most of the doctors are Muslim I find bacon works better.

The Muslims first invented the condom in the year 654 using a goat intestine. Christians expanded on this idea in 1364 by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Played Islamic chess last night. It’s just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she’s not allowed to move.

Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.