Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.


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They used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ but now most of the doctors are Muslim I find bacon works better.

Muslim Inventions

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The Muslims first invented the condom in the year 654 using a goat intestine. Christians expanded on this idea in 1364 by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Tight Trousers

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Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.

Islamic Chess

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Played Islamic chess last night. It’s just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she’s not allowed to move.