Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Apple

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They used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ but now most of the doctors are Muslim I find bacon works better.

Tight Trousers

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Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.

TV Disabled

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A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, “I hope the porn channel is set to disabled”
The manager looks at him and replies, “NO, it’s REGULAR porn, you sick b*stard!”

Jehovahs Witness

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Hypocrisy – When a Jehovahs Witness doesn’t celebrate Halloween because they don’t like random people knocking on their doors.

Muslim Inventions

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The Muslims first invented the condom in the year 654 using a goat intestine. Christians expanded on this idea in 1364 by taking the intestine out of the goat first.