Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Iraqi Awards Night

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Iraqi Awards Night:

And the 2016 winner for suicide bomber of the year goes to… Abdul Sahib. Unfortunately he couldn’t be here with us tonight.

Islamic Chess

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Played Islamic chess last night. It’s just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she’s not allowed to move.


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Q. Where do Muslim’s go when they die?
A. Everywhere

Mobile Phone

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Q. Why does the Pope prefer to use an Android mobile phone?
A. Because God punished Adam and Eve for using Apple.

Priest Castration

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.

Happy Christmas

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I love Jesus. He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate. He’s the best.