Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Bread

in Religious Jokes
+13 -22

Just had some people knock on my door trying to convince me that ‘brown bread’ is better than ‘white bread’.

They told me they were hovis witness.

Boy Band

in Religious Jokes
+54 -63

Have you heard about the new boy band that is taking Saudi Arabia by storm?? They’re called the Burka Street Boys.

Christian

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes
+25 -35

Just broken up with my girlfriend after she told me she used to be Christian.

..It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

Priest Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+18 -28

I have a really small wiener. At least that’s what the priest told me.

New Aftershave

in Religious Jokes
+12 -24

Have you heard about the new aftershave the Catholic Church have just released?
It’s called ‘Eau My God’.

Famous Quote

in Religious Jokes
+14 -27

“Anyone who lives his life in accordance with a book is a fool.” John 3:11