Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Apr

Fun Fact

By David

in Religious Jokes

+15 -22

The first ever tablet to download data from the cloud was actually invented by Moses in 1300 BC.

May

Jesus On YouTube

By Paul

in Religious Jokes

+34 -41

Just seen a documentary about Jesus on youtube. Some of the stories women come up with to cover up having an affair and getting pregnant are incredible.

Dec

Women Legs

By Johnny

in Religious Jokes

+35 -43

Q. Why did god give women legs?
A. So they could walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Aug

Cheese Factory

By Dave

in Religious Jokes

+26 -34

Have you heard about the new cheese factory they’re opening in Palestine?
It’s called ‘Cheeses of Nazareth’.

Apr

Jesus

By EddieMFTate

in Religious Jokes

+28 -36

What’s the difference in Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Oct

Priest Chatup Line

By Ben

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes

+20 -29

I have a really small wiener. At least that’s what the priest told me.