Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Aug

Psychiatrist

By Sigmund Freud

in Religious Jokes

+40 -44

I’m currently studying to be a psychiatrist and I went to the library to find a book on suicide. The librarian recommended I read the Qur’an.

Apr

Jesus Popularity

By Mark

in Religious Jokes

+26 -30

Q. Why is Jesus more popular in Europe than the Middle-East?
A. Because water is very scarce in the Middle-East and people get angry if you turn it to wine.

Apr

New Zealand Farmer

By Larry

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+40 -44

Q. Why did the New Zealand farmer become a Muslim?
A. Because he really loves ‘islamb.

Jul

Gay Christians

By Tom

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes

Tags: Gay Jokes

+55 -59

Q. Why do gay Christians love cannabis?
A. Because the bible says that men who sleep together should be stoned.

Feb

Islamic TV

By aaron

in Religious Jokes

+22 -26

Q. What do you call the Islamic TV awards?
A. The “mosquers”

Mar

Cheap Circumcisions

By Dave

in Religious Jokes

+2 -7

Cheap circumcisions available, 20% off.

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